It’s the summer holidays, and I’m just sitting here. It’s booooring. Therefore, I took the time to review Resistance: Fall of Man. First off, I wanna say that the scores I give goes from 1-6 where 1 is the worst. Secondly, all these game reviews are my personal opinions. You may think the game is the best ever, but I can still say it sucks ass. Let the review begin!

~RESISTANCE: FALL OF MAN (PS3, developed by Insomniac Games)~

Jeah, I gotta say it looked great at first. I mean… you’re kicking alien ass in the 1950’s! AWESOME! Not really, but as much as I was disappointed, the game was good enough. The game’s timeline is set in an alternate universe where WWII didn’t happen. In stead, a virus spreads throughout Russia and on to the rest of the world. This virus mutates people and makes them Chimeran, aliens torturing and killing all in it’s way. So what do you gotta do? Kick their ass! You play as Sgt. Nathan Hale of the U.S. Army 3rd Ranger Regiment. You are American, and you have been assigned on a mission to drive the Chimeran threat out of Britain. But only a pair of minutes after deploying in G.B, all of your mates gets wiped out! So, you’re on your own…

The first thing I’m picking on with this game, is that it’s hard. You have 4 life bars, and that’s it. Well, it regenerates after some time covering, but that’s only if you haven’t lost a whole bar. If you loose one whole bar, you gotta find a new one! And that’s a pain in the ass. By playing this game a couple of hours, it gets boring. What are you doing ALL the time? Killing, killing, killing, killing, driving, killing, killing and killing. And the Chimera can stand a hell of a lot bullets, too! Damn, I’m changing more magazines in this game than im breathing oxygen in real life! And that’s FUCKING TRUE!

I gotta say that the graphics in this game are lame. They aren’t sucky, it’s just that I think PS3 can do better than this! And it can too, because R:FoM are not using optimal graphics. It’s good that the multiplaying feature is fun. It is. It’s not the best multiplaying experience I’ve ever had, but it’s fun. I love blowing my brother’s head off in this game. It rocks. It’s also possible to play in cooperative mode, too. And the online feature is just awesome. Up to 40 players can join on one map. And THAT, is pure genious.

So after all, I beat the game. The last thing you do is destroying a Chimeran tower. It was boring and hard, but I’m glad I did it. At certain points it was a bit fun. But overall, the game was disappointing and the gameplay was pretty much just mediocre. Therefore, I give this game a score of:

-3-

Yeah, everybody. Second post. It’s late for me now, and I’m looking around at some games I think looks awesome. There’s plenty of good looking gaming material out soon, and what can I do? Wait. And let me tell you, it sucks mayor balls. I bought myself a PS3 not too long ago, and the only game I’ve bought is Resistance: Fall of Man. In my opinion, the game was boring. I mean, it was awesome blowing dudes up at first but then I thought: is this all there is to it?

Anyways: as I looked around, I saw all these GENIOUS looking games, which I will post a little somethingsomething about later on =) The first game I will review is going to be the next game I buy. That will probably be Transformers: The Game or Lair.

So all I wanted to say is: be prepared for some fresh blogposts in the near future

Peace Out

Army of Two (Xbox360, PS3)

Firstly, I would like to welcome you all to my blog. Nice of you to step by! I will write some game reviews, post about stuff in the society that concerns me and flame all you celebrety bastards that think you are better than all others! (Especially Paris Hilton. Fucker.) Hope you waste most of your time on my blog!

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